Vintage Heavy Weight Joggers - Ground Based Violence
STRIKE A POSE! VOGUE! THEN IMMEDIATELY SIT DOWN!
Because HERE COME THE VINTAGE HEAVY SWEATPANTS!!!
WOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH!
Not just trousers — IMMORTAL TROUSER LEGENDS!
The kind of legwear that says:
“I’m relaxed, I’m stylish, and yes — I’ve just eaten a full trifle in complete silence.”
LOOSE FIT?!
Loose enough to HIDE THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE OR A FROG SANCTUARY.
You put these on and your legs go, “Ahhhh… thank you… we’ve been waiting for this moment since birth.”
WIDE-LEG CUT?!
It’s like wearing TWO FABRIC WATERFALLS down your thighs.
You strut, you float, you become a CLOUD WIZARD ON CRACK.
MID-RISE WAIST??
OH YES, MID-RISE — the sweet spot between bellybutton and hip bones also know as the ANTERIOR INFERIOR ILIAC SPINE.
NO CLOSURES?!
That's right! NO ZIPS, NO BUTTONS, NO FIDDLY NONSENSE!
Just pure, effortless SLIP 'EM ON, SLIDE INTO BLISS, AND MAYBE DANCE A BIT.
These aren’t just sweatpants.
THESE ARE THE GOLDILOCKS JOGGER. A DREAM. A TROUSERY MANIFESTO.
They say:
“I am chill. I am comfy. And I could absolutely eat 12 Yorkshire puddings right now if challenged.”
PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE AN OVERSIZED FIT
STRIKE A POSE! VOGUE! THEN IMMEDIATELY SIT DOWN!
Because HERE COME THE VINTAGE HEAVY SWEATPANTS!!!
WOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH!
Not just trousers — IMMORTAL TROUSER LEGENDS!
The kind of legwear that says:
“I’m relaxed, I’m stylish, and yes — I’ve just eaten a full trifle in complete silence.”
LOOSE FIT?!
Loose enough to HIDE THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE OR A FROG SANCTUARY.
You put these on and your legs go, “Ahhhh… thank you… we’ve been waiting for this moment since birth.”
WIDE-LEG CUT?!
It’s like wearing TWO FABRIC WATERFALLS down your thighs.
You strut, you float, you become a CLOUD WIZARD ON CRACK.
MID-RISE WAIST??
OH YES, MID-RISE — the sweet spot between bellybutton and hip bones also know as the ANTERIOR INFERIOR ILIAC SPINE.
NO CLOSURES?!
That's right! NO ZIPS, NO BUTTONS, NO FIDDLY NONSENSE!
Just pure, effortless SLIP 'EM ON, SLIDE INTO BLISS, AND MAYBE DANCE A BIT.
These aren’t just sweatpants.
THESE ARE THE GOLDILOCKS JOGGER. A DREAM. A TROUSERY MANIFESTO.
They say:
“I am chill. I am comfy. And I could absolutely eat 12 Yorkshire puddings right now if challenged.”
PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE AN OVERSIZED FIT
STRIKE A POSE! VOGUE! THEN IMMEDIATELY SIT DOWN!
Because HERE COME THE VINTAGE HEAVY SWEATPANTS!!!
WOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH!
Not just trousers — IMMORTAL TROUSER LEGENDS!
The kind of legwear that says:
“I’m relaxed, I’m stylish, and yes — I’ve just eaten a full trifle in complete silence.”
LOOSE FIT?!
Loose enough to HIDE THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE OR A FROG SANCTUARY.
You put these on and your legs go, “Ahhhh… thank you… we’ve been waiting for this moment since birth.”
WIDE-LEG CUT?!
It’s like wearing TWO FABRIC WATERFALLS down your thighs.
You strut, you float, you become a CLOUD WIZARD ON CRACK.
MID-RISE WAIST??
OH YES, MID-RISE — the sweet spot between bellybutton and hip bones also know as the ANTERIOR INFERIOR ILIAC SPINE.
NO CLOSURES?!
That's right! NO ZIPS, NO BUTTONS, NO FIDDLY NONSENSE!
Just pure, effortless SLIP 'EM ON, SLIDE INTO BLISS, AND MAYBE DANCE A BIT.
These aren’t just sweatpants.
THESE ARE THE GOLDILOCKS JOGGER. A DREAM. A TROUSERY MANIFESTO.
They say:
“I am chill. I am comfy. And I could absolutely eat 12 Yorkshire puddings right now if challenged.”
PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE AN OVERSIZED FIT
S - 28/30, M 30/32, L - 32/34, XL 36/38
70% Cotton + 30% Polyester
360gsm