THE SWEAT CREW NECK!!! GET IT ON YA NOW!!
YES YES YES!!
It’s not just a jumper —
It’s a LOVELY CHEST BLANKET with the SOUL OF A MOODY JAZZ TURTLE!
TURTLE.
This CREW NECK is an ABSOLUTE WARDROBE LEGEND —
The kind of top you wear when you want to say:
“I’m comfy, I’m calm, and I MIGHT BE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A PAMPHLET BASED SOCIAL ENTERPRISE.”
It’s got that CLASSIC CUT –
Not too tight, not too loose –
Just right for STRIDING PURPOSEFULLY INTO A POUND SHOP whilst humming the theme from Bergerac!
The feel?
SOFT?! It’s softer than a PILLOW MADE OF OWL WHISPERS!
You put it on and suddenly you're 20% warmer and 80% more mysterious, like a Dragon Fruit.
This isn't just a crew neck.
IT'S AN EPIC BEAR STREWN CANVAS OF DESTINY.
A sweatshirt that screams:
“I’m comfy, baby… and I know where the biscuits are hidden.”
THE SWEAT CREW NECK!!! GET IT ON YA NOW!!
YES YES YES!!
It’s not just a jumper —
It’s a LOVELY CHEST BLANKET with the SOUL OF A MOODY JAZZ TURTLE!
TURTLE.
This CREW NECK is an ABSOLUTE WARDROBE LEGEND —
The kind of top you wear when you want to say:
“I’m comfy, I’m calm, and I MIGHT BE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A PAMPHLET BASED SOCIAL ENTERPRISE.”
It’s got that CLASSIC CUT –
Not too tight, not too loose –
Just right for STRIDING PURPOSEFULLY INTO A POUND SHOP whilst humming the theme from Bergerac!
The feel?
SOFT?! It’s softer than a PILLOW MADE OF OWL WHISPERS!
You put it on and suddenly you're 20% warmer and 80% more mysterious, like a Dragon Fruit.
This isn't just a crew neck.
IT'S AN EPIC BEAR STREWN CANVAS OF DESTINY.
A sweatshirt that screams:
“I’m comfy, baby… and I know where the biscuits are hidden.”
S - 36”, M - 38”, L - 41”, XL - 43”, XXL - 45”
65% Cotton + 35% Polyester
300gsm
