Men’s Vintage Heavy Hoodie - Ground Based Violence
LOOK OUT!!! IT’S THE VINTAGE HEAVY HOODIE!!!
HOOOOO YEAH! This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s a CLOTH TANK! A big, beautiful WARMY WARM BEAUTY for your torso! You put it on and suddenly — YOU'RE A COMFORT WIZARD!
It's got a LOOSE FIT, like the Happy Mondays, oh Lordy yes! Roomy enough to house a BADGER HORDE! Or a KESTREL ORCHESTRA!
The H-SHAPE CUT?? OHHH MAMA! That’s not just tailoring, that’s INTERGALACTIC GARMENT GEOMETRY! You could be shaped like a beanbag or a scaffolding pole and STILL look FANTASTICALLY FLEEK!
AND THE HOOD!?! THE HOOOOD!!! Like a CLOUD SOU'WESTER for your MIND NOODLE! You pop it up, and BAM – you're COSY AS A WEASEL IN A DUVET, but you still look like you’re about to release a MOODY 90’s SHOE GAZING GRUNGE ALBUM.
This isn’t fashion. THIS IS A LIFESTYLE. This is a hoodie that says: “I’VE ARRIVED. AND I’M PROBABLY HOLDING A PASTY.”
LOOK OUT!!! IT’S THE VINTAGE HEAVY HOODIE!!!
HOOOOO YEAH! This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s a CLOTH TANK! A big, beautiful WARMY WARM BEAUTY for your torso! You put it on and suddenly — YOU'RE A COMFORT WIZARD!
It's got a LOOSE FIT, like the Happy Mondays, oh Lordy yes! Roomy enough to house a BADGER HORDE! Or a KESTREL ORCHESTRA!
The H-SHAPE CUT?? OHHH MAMA! That’s not just tailoring, that’s INTERGALACTIC GARMENT GEOMETRY! You could be shaped like a beanbag or a scaffolding pole and STILL look FANTASTICALLY FLEEK!
AND THE HOOD!?! THE HOOOOD!!! Like a CLOUD SOU'WESTER for your MIND NOODLE! You pop it up, and BAM – you're COSY AS A WEASEL IN A DUVET, but you still look like you’re about to release a MOODY 90’s SHOE GAZING GRUNGE ALBUM.
This isn’t fashion. THIS IS A LIFESTYLE. This is a hoodie that says: “I’VE ARRIVED. AND I’M PROBABLY HOLDING A PASTY.”
LOOK OUT!!! IT’S THE VINTAGE HEAVY HOODIE!!!
HOOOOO YEAH! This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s a CLOTH TANK! A big, beautiful WARMY WARM BEAUTY for your torso! You put it on and suddenly — YOU'RE A COMFORT WIZARD!
It's got a LOOSE FIT, like the Happy Mondays, oh Lordy yes! Roomy enough to house a BADGER HORDE! Or a KESTREL ORCHESTRA!
The H-SHAPE CUT?? OHHH MAMA! That’s not just tailoring, that’s INTERGALACTIC GARMENT GEOMETRY! You could be shaped like a beanbag or a scaffolding pole and STILL look FANTASTICALLY FLEEK!
AND THE HOOD!?! THE HOOOOD!!! Like a CLOUD SOU'WESTER for your MIND NOODLE! You pop it up, and BAM – you're COSY AS A WEASEL IN A DUVET, but you still look like you’re about to release a MOODY 90’s SHOE GAZING GRUNGE ALBUM.
This isn’t fashion. THIS IS A LIFESTYLE. This is a hoodie that says: “I’VE ARRIVED. AND I’M PROBABLY HOLDING A PASTY.”
M - 46, L - 48, XL - 50
70% Cotton + 30% Polyester
330gsm