Men’s Cotton Loose Tee - Ground Based Violence
STOP EVERYTHING!!
INTRODUCING… THE MEN’S COTTON LOOSE TEE!!!
Yes! A TOP FOR MEN — but not just any men… oh no…
MODERN MEN! MEN OF COMFORT! MEN WHO KNOW WHERE THEIR TOWELS ARE!!
With a GLORIOUS ROUND NECK – smooth, majestic, and shaped like a HALO FOR YOUR HEAD PODIUM!
You put this tee on and suddenly you’re 70% cooler, 30% more attractive and 10% worse at Maths !
THE H-SHAPE CUT?!
Holy moly! That’s not just tailoring —
That’s SHAPE SCIENCE, designed for FREEDOM! COMFORT! A BIT OF A WIGGLE!
You can DANCE IN IT! You can LOUNGE IN IT!
You can pretend to be BONO AT A BBQ — and still look effortlessly stylish.
THE LENGTH? REGULAR.
THE FLOW? UNINTERRUPTED.
THE VIBE? ABSOLUTE ZEN GIRAFFE.
No buttons. No zips. No fiddly bits.
Just a PURE, SMOOTH, T-SHIRT RIVER flowing over your body like a COTTON-WOVEN BREEZE FROM THE GODS OF RELAXATION!
This isn’t just a tee.
IT’S A LIFESTYLE.
It says:
“I’m stylish, I’m chill, and yes… I did just name my plants after members of The Beach Boys.”
STOP EVERYTHING!!
INTRODUCING… THE MEN’S COTTON LOOSE TEE!!!
Yes! A TOP FOR MEN — but not just any men… oh no…
MODERN MEN! MEN OF COMFORT! MEN WHO KNOW WHERE THEIR TOWELS ARE!!
With a GLORIOUS ROUND NECK – smooth, majestic, and shaped like a HALO FOR YOUR HEAD PODIUM!
You put this tee on and suddenly you’re 70% cooler, 30% more attractive and 10% worse at Maths !
THE H-SHAPE CUT?!
Holy moly! That’s not just tailoring —
That’s SHAPE SCIENCE, designed for FREEDOM! COMFORT! A BIT OF A WIGGLE!
You can DANCE IN IT! You can LOUNGE IN IT!
You can pretend to be BONO AT A BBQ — and still look effortlessly stylish.
THE LENGTH? REGULAR.
THE FLOW? UNINTERRUPTED.
THE VIBE? ABSOLUTE ZEN GIRAFFE.
No buttons. No zips. No fiddly bits.
Just a PURE, SMOOTH, T-SHIRT RIVER flowing over your body like a COTTON-WOVEN BREEZE FROM THE GODS OF RELAXATION!
This isn’t just a tee.
IT’S A LIFESTYLE.
It says:
“I’m stylish, I’m chill, and yes… I did just name my plants after members of The Beach Boys.”
STOP EVERYTHING!!
INTRODUCING… THE MEN’S COTTON LOOSE TEE!!!
Yes! A TOP FOR MEN — but not just any men… oh no…
MODERN MEN! MEN OF COMFORT! MEN WHO KNOW WHERE THEIR TOWELS ARE!!
With a GLORIOUS ROUND NECK – smooth, majestic, and shaped like a HALO FOR YOUR HEAD PODIUM!
You put this tee on and suddenly you’re 70% cooler, 30% more attractive and 10% worse at Maths !
THE H-SHAPE CUT?!
Holy moly! That’s not just tailoring —
That’s SHAPE SCIENCE, designed for FREEDOM! COMFORT! A BIT OF A WIGGLE!
You can DANCE IN IT! You can LOUNGE IN IT!
You can pretend to be BONO AT A BBQ — and still look effortlessly stylish.
THE LENGTH? REGULAR.
THE FLOW? UNINTERRUPTED.
THE VIBE? ABSOLUTE ZEN GIRAFFE.
No buttons. No zips. No fiddly bits.
Just a PURE, SMOOTH, T-SHIRT RIVER flowing over your body like a COTTON-WOVEN BREEZE FROM THE GODS OF RELAXATION!
This isn’t just a tee.
IT’S A LIFESTYLE.
It says:
“I’m stylish, I’m chill, and yes… I did just name my plants after members of The Beach Boys.”
S - 43, M - 46, L - 48, XL - 50
100% Cotton
200gsm