Kids Organic Tee - Violent Little Thing
RIGHT THEN! STRAP YOURSELVES IN!!!
BEHOLD… THE ORGANIC KIDS BASIC TEE!!!
YES YES YEEEESSS!
A t-shirt so comfy, so soft, so EXCESSIVELY LOVELY, it feels like being HUGGED BY A BABY CLOUD EATING COTTON WOOL!
This isn’t just a tee —
It’s a SHRUNKEN SHIRT OF LEGEND, designed for TINY PEOPLE WITH BIG DREAMS AND STICKY HANDS!
ROUND NECK?!
You bet! It’s so perfectly round, it was measured with a biscuit tin lid and blessed by a sleepy wizard named Tim the Enchanter.
COLLARLESS?!
Of course! Because KIDS DON’T NEED COLLARS — THEY NEED FREEDOM!
Freedom to run, jump, slide, spin, or pretend to be a LITTLE CHEESE MERCHANT FROM ANCIENT TIMES.
SET-IN SHORT SLEEVES?!
Yes indeed!
Each one crafted to fit arms that may or may not be holding fluff and rocks.
H-SHAPE CUT?!
That’s right! The most dignified of all the letter shapes!
It’s a REGAL SILHOUETTE FOR THE MODERN TINY IDIOT, whether they’re playing Fortnite or yelling about the Tik the Tok.
AND IT’S ORGANIC!!
Woven from plants that whispered lullabies and watered with ethically-sourced giggles, this tee is soft on the skin and kinder to the big blue marble we live on.
It’s not just a t-shirt.
IT’S A STATEMENT.
It says:
“I’m hangry; I’m ready for snacks, mischief and possibly a tantrum.”
RIGHT THEN! STRAP YOURSELVES IN!!!
BEHOLD… THE ORGANIC KIDS BASIC TEE!!!
YES YES YEEEESSS!
A t-shirt so comfy, so soft, so EXCESSIVELY LOVELY, it feels like being HUGGED BY A BABY CLOUD EATING COTTON WOOL!
This isn’t just a tee —
It’s a SHRUNKEN SHIRT OF LEGEND, designed for TINY PEOPLE WITH BIG DREAMS AND STICKY HANDS!
ROUND NECK?!
You bet! It’s so perfectly round, it was measured with a biscuit tin lid and blessed by a sleepy wizard named Tim the Enchanter.
COLLARLESS?!
Of course! Because KIDS DON’T NEED COLLARS — THEY NEED FREEDOM!
Freedom to run, jump, slide, spin, or pretend to be a LITTLE CHEESE MERCHANT FROM ANCIENT TIMES.
SET-IN SHORT SLEEVES?!
Yes indeed!
Each one crafted to fit arms that may or may not be holding fluff and rocks.
H-SHAPE CUT?!
That’s right! The most dignified of all the letter shapes!
It’s a REGAL SILHOUETTE FOR THE MODERN TINY IDIOT, whether they’re playing Fortnite or yelling about the Tik the Tok.
AND IT’S ORGANIC!!
Woven from plants that whispered lullabies and watered with ethically-sourced giggles, this tee is soft on the skin and kinder to the big blue marble we live on.
It’s not just a t-shirt.
IT’S A STATEMENT.
It says:
“I’m hangry; I’m ready for snacks, mischief and possibly a tantrum.”
RIGHT THEN! STRAP YOURSELVES IN!!!
BEHOLD… THE ORGANIC KIDS BASIC TEE!!!
YES YES YEEEESSS!
A t-shirt so comfy, so soft, so EXCESSIVELY LOVELY, it feels like being HUGGED BY A BABY CLOUD EATING COTTON WOOL!
This isn’t just a tee —
It’s a SHRUNKEN SHIRT OF LEGEND, designed for TINY PEOPLE WITH BIG DREAMS AND STICKY HANDS!
ROUND NECK?!
You bet! It’s so perfectly round, it was measured with a biscuit tin lid and blessed by a sleepy wizard named Tim the Enchanter.
COLLARLESS?!
Of course! Because KIDS DON’T NEED COLLARS — THEY NEED FREEDOM!
Freedom to run, jump, slide, spin, or pretend to be a LITTLE CHEESE MERCHANT FROM ANCIENT TIMES.
SET-IN SHORT SLEEVES?!
Yes indeed!
Each one crafted to fit arms that may or may not be holding fluff and rocks.
H-SHAPE CUT?!
That’s right! The most dignified of all the letter shapes!
It’s a REGAL SILHOUETTE FOR THE MODERN TINY IDIOT, whether they’re playing Fortnite or yelling about the Tik the Tok.
AND IT’S ORGANIC!!
Woven from plants that whispered lullabies and watered with ethically-sourced giggles, this tee is soft on the skin and kinder to the big blue marble we live on.
It’s not just a t-shirt.
IT’S A STATEMENT.
It says:
“I’m hangry; I’m ready for snacks, mischief and possibly a tantrum.”
4/6 - 28”, 7/8 - 30”, 9/10 - 32”, 11/12 - 35”, 13/14 - 37”
100% Cotton
180gsm