Kids Heavyweight Hoodie - Ground Based Violence
ROLL UP, ROLL UP! GATHER YOUR MINIS! BEHOLD… THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT KIDS HOODIE!!!
YES!
This isn't just a hoodie – IT'S A COSY COTTON CUDDLE FACTORY FOR SMALL PEOPLE WITH BIG PLANS!
It's got ALL THE CLASSICS, stitched by tiny bees, oh yes!
A HOOD! But no drawstring, because let’s face it — kids would just try to lasso a pigeon with it.
RIBBED CUFFS? OH HO HO YEAH! Like little SOFTY WRIST HUGGERS for mini hands that are probably covered in crisps.
And the KANGAROO POCKET on the front?!
It’s not just a pocket – it’s a MAGICAL SNACK CAVERN, a CRAYON HOTEL, or a place to store six mystery pebbles and a conker named Nigel..
This hoody isn’t for climbing mountains.
It’s for SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BISCUIT-BASED NAPS, and LOUD DECLARATIONS ABOUT DINOSAURS.
It also added GBV bear on the back just in case of emergency or religious ceremonies.
It’s warm. It’s soft. It’s a hoody that whispers gently:
“Let’s build a pillow fort and eat jam.”
ROLL UP, ROLL UP! GATHER YOUR MINIS! BEHOLD… THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT KIDS HOODIE!!!
YES!
This isn't just a hoodie – IT'S A COSY COTTON CUDDLE FACTORY FOR SMALL PEOPLE WITH BIG PLANS!
It's got ALL THE CLASSICS, stitched by tiny bees, oh yes!
A HOOD! But no drawstring, because let’s face it — kids would just try to lasso a pigeon with it.
RIBBED CUFFS? OH HO HO YEAH! Like little SOFTY WRIST HUGGERS for mini hands that are probably covered in crisps.
And the KANGAROO POCKET on the front?!
It’s not just a pocket – it’s a MAGICAL SNACK CAVERN, a CRAYON HOTEL, or a place to store six mystery pebbles and a conker named Nigel..
This hoody isn’t for climbing mountains.
It’s for SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BISCUIT-BASED NAPS, and LOUD DECLARATIONS ABOUT DINOSAURS.
It also added GBV bear on the back just in case of emergency or religious ceremonies.
It’s warm. It’s soft. It’s a hoody that whispers gently:
“Let’s build a pillow fort and eat jam.”
ROLL UP, ROLL UP! GATHER YOUR MINIS! BEHOLD… THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT KIDS HOODIE!!!
YES!
This isn't just a hoodie – IT'S A COSY COTTON CUDDLE FACTORY FOR SMALL PEOPLE WITH BIG PLANS!
It's got ALL THE CLASSICS, stitched by tiny bees, oh yes!
A HOOD! But no drawstring, because let’s face it — kids would just try to lasso a pigeon with it.
RIBBED CUFFS? OH HO HO YEAH! Like little SOFTY WRIST HUGGERS for mini hands that are probably covered in crisps.
And the KANGAROO POCKET on the front?!
It’s not just a pocket – it’s a MAGICAL SNACK CAVERN, a CRAYON HOTEL, or a place to store six mystery pebbles and a conker named Nigel..
This hoody isn’t for climbing mountains.
It’s for SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BISCUIT-BASED NAPS, and LOUD DECLARATIONS ABOUT DINOSAURS.
It also added GBV bear on the back just in case of emergency or religious ceremonies.
It’s warm. It’s soft. It’s a hoody that whispers gently:
“Let’s build a pillow fort and eat jam.”
4/6 - 29” 7/8 - 31” 9/10 - 34” 11/12 - 36” 13/14 - 38”
65% Cotton + 35% Polyester
300gsm